Assumptions are the things you don't know you're making.
Douglas Adams, Mark Cawardine, "Last Chance to See..."
- "The enemy of art, is the absence of limitation."
Crime Never Pays
Heroes Are Handsome
Pretty Children Are Popular; Ugly Children, Cynical
Mothers Never Work; Single Women Always Do
Politics Doesn't Exist
Automobiles Screech When They Come To A Stop
All Problems Are Solved In Slightly Less Than Half An Hour
- On love and fear Nicolo Machiavelli
- Bagpuss, dear Bagpuss
Old fat furry cat-puss
Wake up and look at this thing that I bring
Wake up, be bright
Be golden and light
Bagpuss, Oh hear what I sing
Bagpuss, Oliver Postgate & Peter Firmin
- Chairman: Item six on the agenda: the meaning of life. Now, uh, Harry, you've had some thoughts on this.
Harry: That's right. Yeah, I've had a team working on this over the past few weeks, and, uh, what we've come up with can be reduced to two fundamental concepts. One: People are not wearing enough hats. Two: Matter is energy. In the universe there are many energy fields which we
cannot normally perceive. Some energies have a spiritual source which
act upon a person's soul. However this soul does not exist ab initio as orthodox christianity teaches; it has to be brought into existence
by a process of guided self observation. However, this is rarely achieved, owing to man's unique ability to be distracted from spiritual matters by everyday trivia.
Bert: What was that about hats, again?
The Meaning of Life, Monty Python
- The memory of whiteness Kim Stanley Robinson
When Love is gone there's always Justice
When Justice is gone there's always Force
When Force is gone there's always Mom ... Hi Mom!
Oh Superman, Laurie Anderson
- What information consumes is rather obvious: it consumes the attention
of its recipients. Hence a wealth of information creates a poverty of
attention, and a need to allocate that attention efficiently among the
overabundance of information sources that might consume it.
Nobel laureate economist Herbert Simon, Scientific American,
A program should be light and agile, its subroutines connected like a string of pearls.
The spirit and intent of the program should be retained throughout.
There should be neither too little nor too much,
neither needless loops nor useless variables,
neither lack of structure nor overwhelming rigidity.
The Tao of Programming, Geoffrey James
What if somebody just made a simple compositor,
a space where you could put things together,
text and graphics and whatnot,
and give it an open interface,
so everybody else could make little programs -- applets --
to create, insert and revise these objects
If the savage resurrection doesn't satisfy your mind,
You're just gonna have to lump it, 'cause it detonates mine.
The Bevis Frond, Repressor
NFS is funkier than 3 reggae bass players in a VW microbus after 6 months on the road without showering.
Jordan K. Hubbard
The Internet poses immense challenges when attempting to measure, model, analyze, or extend it. The underlying problems are that the network is tremendously diverse, such that the notion of "typical" is rarely anything but misleading; it grows explosively, and has been doing so for years; and the traditional network modeling framework, based on Poisson assumptions of independence or at most weak traffic correlations, lies in ruins, destroyed by overwhelming measurement evidence.
Why Understanding Anything About the Internet is Painfully Hard, Vern Paxson
abstract for lecture at Berkeley Multimedia and Graphics Seminar, April 1999
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