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Ways to Know You are Dating/Married To a Consultant
1. Refers to those "intimate moments" as "Win-Win situations"
2. Valentine's Day card has bullet points
3. Celebrates your anniversary by conducting a performance review
4. Ends any argument by saying, "Let's talk about this offline."
5. Tries to call room service from the bedroom
6. Congratulates your parents for successful value creation
7. Talks to the waiter about process flow when your dinner arrives late
8. Referred to the first month of your relationship as a "diagnostic period"
9. Asks the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are.
10. Can spell "paradigm."
11. Writes executive summaries on their love letters.
12. Knows every single piece of clip art in PowerPoint.
13. Likes both types of sandwiches: ham and turkey.
14. The "deliverable" for Sunday evening is clean laundry and paid bills.
15. Uses the term "value-added" without falling down laughing.
16. Gives constructive feedback to the dog.
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